January 2012
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Time as a man made conception,
The digits in the top corner of your papers ending in twelve instead of eleven does not signify a change to your moral or mental well being. You’re as much the person as you are on December 31st as you are on January 1st. Make resolutions whenever they can solve a problem instead of when it’s the popular thing to do. Every twenty four hours a clock hits midnight as a new day starts,...
Jan 1st
December 2011
“Political language is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder...”
– George Orwell
Dec 31st
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AAA's Tipsy Tow
cracked: Be advised, everyone! AAA is offering free rides and tows to those who have consumed too much alcohol to drive safely. “Tipsy Tow” is offered in select states courtesy of AAA between 6 p.m. on Saturday, Dec. 31, 2011 and 6 a.m. on Sunday, Jan. 1, 2012 and they will take you up to ten miles. After that, puke on the side of the road until your car starts talking to you. Be safe and...
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Dec 31st
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I might blow off the few plans I have and see The World Is, Dads, and Old Gray by myself tonight. Or I’ll just go to a party and wish I did instead.
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I'm sick on New Year's Eve,
Party.
Dec 31st
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Sleeping as much as I can.
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Anonymous asked: That last post you did was an ass of a thing to say.
Dec 31st
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That's why you should only be attracted to ugly...
They’re easier to forget.
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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I knew I should've stayed home,
One of the few parts of break I was looking forward to is ruined, all because I was trying to be a nice person. Sometimes I should say no, even when it makes me the asshole. When will I learn?
Dec 30th
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Anonymous asked: you're an insensitive and offensive ass!
Dec 29th
lapaloma-negra-deactivated20120 asked: CHANGE YOUR URL BACK NOW OR IM UNFOLLOWING
Dec 29th
Minor change to my URL,
If it bothers you too much, unfollow me.
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